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He was a red-faced burly young fellow; smart in his way, and with a good-humoured countenance. As he advanced towards the fire he touched his shining forehead with the forefinger of his stiff leather glove, by way of salutation; and said (rather unnecessarily) that it was an uncommon wet day.

`Very wet,' said Martin.

`I don't know as ever I see a wetter.'

`I never felt one,' said Martin.

The driver glanced at Martin's soiled dress, and his damp shirt-sleeves, and his coat hung up to dry: and said, after a pause, as he warmed his hands:

`You have been caught in it, sir?'

`Yes,' was the short reply.

`Out riding, maybe?' said the driver `I should have been, if I owned a horse; but I don't,' returned Martin.

`That's bad,' said the driver.

`And may be worse,' said Martin.

Now the driver said `That's bad,' not so much because Martin didn't own a horse, as because he said he didn't with all the reckless desperation of his mood and circumstances, and so left a great deal to be inferred.

Martin put his hands in his pockets and whistled when he had retorted on the driver: thus giving him to understand that he didn't care a pin for Fortune; that he was above pretending to be her favourite when he was not; and that he snapped his fingers at her, the driver, and everybody else.

The driver looked at him stealthily for a minute or so; and in the pauses of his warming whistled too. At length he asked, as he pointed his thumb towards the road.

`Up or down?'

`Which is up?' said Martin.

`London, of course,' said the driver.

`Up then,' said Martin. He tossed his head in a careless manner afterwards, as if he would have added, `Now you know all about it.' put his hands deeper into his pockets; changed his tune, and whistled a little louder.

`I'm going up,' observed the driver; `Hounslow, ten miles this side London.'

`Are you?' cried Martin, stopping short and looking at him.

The driver sprinkled the fire with his wet hat until it hissed again and answered, `Aye, to be sure he was.'

`Why, then,' said Martin, `I'll be plain with you. You may suppose from my dress that I have money to spare. I have not. All I can afford for coach-hire is a crown, for I have but two. If you can take me for that, and my waistcoat, or this silk handkerchief, do. If you can't, leave it alone.'

`Short and sweet,' remarked the driver.

`You want more?' said Martin. `Then I haven't got more, and I can't get it, so there's an end of that.' Whereupon he began to whistle again.

`I didn't say I wanted more, did I?' asked the driver, with something like indignation.

`You didn't say my offer was enough,' rejoined Martin.

`Why, how could I, when you wouldn't let me? In regard to the waistcoat, I wouldn't have a man's waistcoat, much less a gentleman's waistcoat, on my mind, for no consideration; but the silk handkerchief's another thing; and if you was satisfied when we got to Hounslow, I shouldn't object to that as a gift.'

`Is it a bargain, then?' said Martin.

`Yes, it is,' returned the other.

`Then finish this beer,' said Martin, handing him the mug, and pulling on his coat with great alacrity; `and let us be off as soon as you like.'

In two minutes more he had paid his bill, which amounted to a shilling; was lying at full length on a truss of straw, high and dry at the top of the van, with the tilt a little open in front for the convenience of talking to his new friend; and was moving along in the right direction with a most satisfactory and encouraging briskness.

The driver's name, as he soon informed Martin, was William Simmons, better known as Bill; and his spruce appearance was sufficiently explained by his connexion with a large stage-coaching establishment at Hounslow, whither he was conveying his load from a farm belonging to the concern in Wiltshire. He was frequently up and down the road on such errands, he said, and to look after the sick and rest horses, of which animals he had much to relate that occupied a long time in the telling. He aspired to the dignity of the regular box, and expected an appointment on the first vacancy. He was musical besides, and had a little key-bugle in his pocket, on which, whenever the conversation flagged, he played the first part of a great many tunes, and regularly broke down in the second.

`Ah!' said Bill, with a sigh, as he drew the back of his hand across his lips, and put this instrument in his pocket, after screwing off the mouth-piece to drain it; `Lummy Ned of the Light Salisbury, he was the one for musical talents. He was a guard. What you may call a Guard'an Angel, was Ned.'

`Is he dead?' asked Martin.

`Dead!' replied the other, with a contemptuous emphasis. `Not he. You won't catch Ned a-dying easy. No, no. He knows better than that.'

`You spoke of him in the past tense,' observed Martin, `so I supposed he was no more.

`He's no more in England,' said Bill, `if that's what you mean. He went to the U-nited States.'

`Did he?' asked Martin, with sudden interest. `When?'

`Five year ago, or then about,' said Bill. `He had set up in the public line here, and couldn't meet his engagements, so he cut off to Liverpool one day, without saying anything about it, and went and shipped himself for the U-nited States.'

`Well?' said Martin.

`Well! as he landed there without a penny to bless himself with, of course they was very glad to see him in the U-nited States.'

`What do you mean?' asked Martin, with some scorn.

`What do I mean?' said Bill. `Why, that. All men are alike in the U-nited States, an't they? It makes no odds whether a man has a thousand pound, or nothing, there. Particular in New York, I'm told, where Ned landed.'

`New York, was it?' asked Martin, thoughtfully.