第63章 Chapter 24(2)

"How long has this office been established here,Ulfius?""But since midnight,fair Sir Boss,an it please you.We saw many lights in the valley,and so judged it well to make a station,for that where so many lights be needs must they indicate a town of goodly size.""Quite right.It isn't a town in the customary sense,but it's a good stand,anyway.Do you know where you are?""Of that I have had no time to make inquiry;for whenas my comradeship moved hence upon their labors,leaving me in charge,I got me to needed rest,purposing to inquire when I waked,and report the place's name to Camelot for record.""Well,this is the Valley of Holiness."

It didn't take;I mean,he didn't start at the name,as I had supposed he would.He merely said:

"I will so report it."

"Why,the surrounding regions are filled with the noise of late wonders that have happened here!You didn't hear of them?""Ah,ye will remember we move by night,and avoid speech with all.We learn naught but that we get by the telephone from Camelot.""Why THEY know all about this thing.Haven't they told you anything about the great miracle of the restoration of a holy fountain?""Oh,THAT?Indeed yes.But the name of THIS valley doth woundily differ from the name of THAT one;indeed to differ wider were not pos --""What was that name,then?"

"The Valley of Hellishness."

"THAT explains it.Confound a telephone,anyway.It is the very demon for conveying similarities of sound that are miracles of divergence from similarity of sense.But no matter,you know the name of the place now.

Call up Camelot."

He did it,and had Clarence sent for.It was good to hear my boy's voice again.It was like being home.After some affectionate interchanges,and some account of my late illness,I said:

"What is new?"

"The king and queen and many of the court do start even in this hour,to go to your valley to pay pious homage to the waters ye have restored,and cleanse themselves of sin,and see the place where the infernal spirit spouted true hell-flames to the clouds --an ye listen sharply ye may hear me wink and hear me likewise smile a smile,sith 'twas I that made selection of those flames from out our stock and sent them by your order.""Does the king know the way to this place?""The king?--no,nor to any other in his realms,mayhap;but the lads that holp you with your miracle will be his guide and lead the way,and appoint the places for rests at noons and sleeps at night.""This will bring them here --when?"

"Mid-afternoon,or later,the third day.""Anything else in the way of news?"

"The king hath begun the raising of the standing army ye suggested to him;one regiment is complete and officered.""The mischief!I wanted a main hand in that myself.There is only one body of men in the kingdom that are fitted to officer a regular army.""Yes --and now ye will marvel to know there's not so much as one West Pointer in that regiment.""What are you talking about?Are you in earnest?""It is truly as I have said."

"Why,this makes me uneasy.Who were chosen,and what was the method?

Competitive examination?"

"Indeed,I know naught of the method.I but know this --these officers be all of noble family,and are born --what is it you call it?--chuckleheads.""There's something wrong,Clarence."

"Comfort yourself,then;for two candidates for a lieutenancy do travel hence with the king --young nobles both --and if you but wait where you are you will hear them questioned.""That is news to the purpose.I will get one West Pointer in,anyway.

Mount a man and send him to that school with a message;let him kill horses,if necessary,but he must be there before sunset to-night and say --""There is no need.I have laid a ground wire to the school.Prithee let me connect you with it."It sounded good!In this atmosphere of telephones and lightning communication with distant regions,I was breathing the breath of life again after long suffocation.I realized,then,what a creepy,dull,inanimate horror this land had been to me all these years,and how I had been in such a stifled condition of mind as to have grown used to it almost beyond the power to notice it.

I gave my order to the superintendent of the Academy personally.I also asked him to bring me some paper and a fountain pen and a box or so of safety matches.I was getting tired of doing without these conveniences.

I could have them now,as I wasn't going to wear armor any more at present,and therefore could get at my pockets.

When I got back to the monastery,I found a thing of interest going on.The abbot and his monks were assembled in the great hall,observing with childish wonder and faith the performances of a new magician,a fresh arrival.His dress was the extreme of the fantastic;as showy and foolish as the sort of thing an Indian medicine-man wears.He was mowing,and mumbling,and gesticulating,and drawing mystical figures in the air and on the floor,--the regular thing,you know.He was a celebrity from Asia --so he said,and that was enough.That sort of evidence was as good as gold,and passed current everywhere.

How easy and cheap it was to be a great magician on this fellow's terms.

His specialty was to tell you what any individual on the face of the globe was doing at the moment;and what he had done at any time in the past,and what he would do at any time in the future.He asked if any would like to know what the Emperor of the East was doing now?The sparkling eyes and the delighted rubbing of hands made eloquent answer --this reverend crowd WOULD like to know what that monarch was at,just as this moment.

The fraud went through some more mummery,and then made grave announcement:

"The high and mighty Emperor of the East doth at this moment put money in the palm of a holy begging friar --one,two,three pieces,and they be all of silver."A buzz of admiring exclamations broke out,all around:

"It is marvelous!""Wonderful!""What study,what labor,to have acquired a so amazing power as this!"Would they like to know what the Supreme Lord of Inde was doing?Yes.