第7章 Send for the Fire Brigade

One's wife could not read the thermometer, but she took her husband's temperature with it and gave a call to the doctor,"Dear doctor, please come at once. My husband's temperature is 53."

The doctor replied,"Dear madam, I can do nothing. Send for the fire brigade."

叫消防队

一个人的妻子不会看体温计。她用体温计给丈夫量过体温后，给医生打了个电话：“尊敬的医生，请马上来吧。我丈夫的体温到了五十三度。”

医生回答说：“亲爱的夫人，我无能为力，快去叫消防队吧。”