2 棒球经理 Baseball Manager

①急招棒球经理一名，年轻小伙子优先。

Baseball manager urgently wanted, stripling first.

丹尼：“哇，这工作肯定很棒，我想它非我莫属了。”

Danny: “Wow, the work must be marvelous and it belongs to none but me.”

按照丹尼的思维逻辑，这份工作一定非常美好，他真是太可爱了！

In the thinking logic of Danny, the work must be admirable. What a lovely guy!

②丹尼：“先生您好，我是最棒的棒球助理丹尼。”

Danny: “Greetings Sir, the guy in front of you is the most excellent baseball assistant, Danny.”

棒球手：“小伙子，你表现真好。”

Baseball Player: “Chap, you did a good job.”

③丹尼：“很荣幸为您服务，我敢打赌，您这一球会是一记势不可挡的全垒。”

Danny: “My pleasure to serve you. I bet it will be an overwhelming home run.”

棒球手：“这小伙子嘴真甜！”

Baseball Player: “What a honeyed tongue!”

④杰克：“嘿，天哪，太棒了！”

Jack: “Hey, my god, so great!”

丹尼：“看着路，杰克。”

Danny: “Mind your steps, Jack.”

⑤丹尼：“给您递球棒是我莫大的荣幸。”

Danny: “It’s my utmost honor to pass you the club.”

棒球手：“哇，小伙子真不错！”

Baseball Player: “Wow, nice lad!”

⑥丹尼：“不要紧张，比尔。”

Danny: “Relax, Bill.”

比尔：“丹尼，你真是个好小伙。”

Bill: “Danny, you’re indeed a nice guy.”

⑦棒球手：“丹尼，这是我们队集体送你的钻石领扣。希望你能喜欢。”

Baseball Player: “Danny, this is the diamond collar stud presented to you by our team collectively.We hope you will like it.”

丹尼：“一想起要去纽约比赛，我就觉得生活无限美好。”

Danny: “I feel the unlimitedly good life upon thinking of playing the game in New York.”

遗憾的是，这都是丹尼的白日梦，事实上，事情是这样的：

It’s a pity that the aforesaid was nothing but Danny’s daydream. The fact was that:

⑧棒球手：“臭小子，一边去，我不需要助理。”

Baseball Player: “Brat, get out of my sight. I need no assistant.”

丹尼：“哎哟！”

Danny: “Whoops!”

⑨丹尼：“哇，他好快！”

Danny: “Wow, he’s so fast!”

⑩棒球手：“快接球！比尔！”

Baseball Player: “Catch the ball!”

比尔：“我做到了！”

Bill: “I made it!”

丹尼：“打扰一下，你们需要棒球助理吗？”

Danny: “Excuse me, do you need a baseball assistant?”

⑪比尔：“我接到球了。”

Bill: “I caught the ball.”

棒球手：“做得好，比尔。”

Baseball Player: “Well done, Bill.”

丹尼：“抱歉，你们……”

Danny: “Sorry, you…”

⑫比尔：“啊，谁把我绊倒了？”

Bill: “Ah, who stumbled me?”

⑬棒球手：“不要放过他，我要杀了他。”

Baseball Player: “Don’t let him off, I’ll kill him.”

棒球手：“都是这个臭小子害我们输球。”

Baseball Player: “The brat made us lose.”